DRTYAWSM

Ask me anything   • Louisville, KY •  Lipstick on a pig • SHOP drtyawsm

smell you later, Time Warner

In terms of instant gratification, turning in the modem and paying the final bill is like heroin. No more chains. No more pain. No more drama in my life, no one’s gonna make me hurt again.

— 2 days ago with 1 note
#time warner  #cable  #twc  #fuckyourbundle  #no more drama 
So a new employee found photos of a past employee’s kids in their desk and then no one was sure what to do with them so they ended up in the break room on the “someone take this” table. LIL FWEDDY CARGOPANTS, how do you keep your New Balance so clean???

So a new employee found photos of a past employee’s kids in their desk and then no one was sure what to do with them so they ended up in the break room on the “someone take this” table. LIL FWEDDY CARGOPANTS, how do you keep your New Balance so clean???

— 3 days ago with 1 note
#freddy krueger  #a nightmare on elm street  #toddlers  #horror  #drtyawsm 

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Giuseppe Colarusso

REBLOGGED FOR THAT BLISTER PACK. I WANT THAT, THAT’S HOW I WANT MY MEDS, EXCEPT EVERYONE KNOWS IT HAS TO BE QTY 30. WE HAVE TO TAKE THAT SHIT EVERYDAY.

(via darksilenceinsuburbia)

— 3 days ago with 451 notes

What were you thinking abt at 430 this morning and what have you gotten done at work so far?

— 1 week ago
#kimchi  #gummy bears  #unicorns  #drtyawsm  #instagram 
doggiestar44:

Birthdayflaglipsatthedrivein

America, heck yeah :) All my kisses are for you Lele <3

doggiestar44:

Birthdayflaglipsatthedrivein

America, heck yeah :) All my kisses are for you Lele <3

— 1 week ago with 3 notes
#america  #lips  #lipstick  #usa  #drtyawsm 

(whispers) More like Stegasnorus

— 1 week ago with 1 note
#cats  #dinosaurs  #kitties  #sleeping kitties  #swag 
I can fit my dog’s whole head in my mouth

I can fit my dog’s whole head in my mouth

— 1 week ago
#bernheim  #lions  #trash  #litterbug  #kentucky 

Our site from both sides | sedis htob morf etis ruO

— 2 weeks ago
#georgetown drive in  #drive in  #america  #usa  #panorama